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There was widespread bemusement and awe as water fell from the skies of the UK. The phenomenon, known as 'rain', was until now thought to be the stuff of legend and children's tales.
Following the success of the skeleton, luge and bobsleigh events at the Winter Games, the International Olympic Committee have added “Pegging it down a multi-storey car park on an office chair” to the Toyko 2020 roster, hoping to satiate the public’s appetite for athletes precariously hurtling downhill.
There is growing concern amongst the international security community after Elon Musk shaved his head and bought a fluffy white, strengthening suspicions he is a Bond villain.
While there was only one female nominee for Best Director, and just three female nominees across both the Best Screenplay and Best Adapted Screenplay categories, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has hailed the all-female nominee list for the Best Actress Oscar as a big step towards gender equality in Hollywood.
As a thank you to France for loaning Britain the Bayeux Tapestry, Theresa May will present French President Emmanuel Macron with a slightly old copy of the Beano this week.
“What do you have to do to get sacked around here?!” exclaimed Boris Johnson after keeping his job in Theresa May’s cabinet reshuffle.
