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Trump disappointed to discover government shutdown doesn't include him

Trump disappointed to discover government shutdown doesn't include him

President Trump was in reconciliatory mood this morning after discovering he would still be expected to go to work during the US government shutdown.

The President was gleefully leaving the White House this morning, golf clubs over one shoulder, before Kellyanne Conway informed the President that the government shutdown does not extend to the President.

The shutdown is due to end today as Republicans and Democrats reached a temporary agreement, with Trump remarking, "If I don't get a day off, no-one does".

Friends too busy tagging each other in memes to meet up

Friends too busy tagging each other in memes to meet up

Going for a poo is man's favourite part of the day

Going for a poo is man's favourite part of the day