Defence chiefs distract Trump with Space Invaders machine

Following his "my button is bigger than yours" rhetoric, military advisors have distracted Donald Trump by installing a Space Invaders arcade machine in the White House situation room.

Nervous that Donald Trump would trample the shoots of reconciliation currently sprouting in the Korean peninsula, senior defence officials told the President aliens were invading and only he could stop them.

Secretary of Defense, Jim Mattis, explained, "President Trump is gunning for a fight - so we've given him one. He's calling it the most significant act of bravery by a President since Bill Pullman in 1996."

We understand the US Treasury are hoping to employ the same strategy with a 2p machine.