"Having goalie gloves" earns Sunday League keeper first team place

Despite conceding 46 goals in 9 matches, Sunday league goalkeeper Dave Grundy's first-team place is secure according to his manager because, "He's a great laugh in the pub...and no-one else has goalie gloves". 

A teammate of Grundy's remarked, "Through his legs, through his hands, under him, over him. The guy's a bloody colander. And he doesn't even take goal kicks."