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There was widespread bemusement and awe as water fell from the skies of the UK. The phenomenon, known as 'rain', was until now thought to be the stuff of legend and children's tales.
There is growing concern amongst the international security community after Elon Musk shaved his head and bought a fluffy white, strengthening suspicions he is a Bond villain.
The man explained, "I don’t know what they are, what they look like or how they’re stored – but there’s some weird stuff on my computer so you never know."
In a bid to reduce the number of 'Looking for recommendation' posts, Facebook has introduced a new 'Looking for validation' feature.
Friends of a man whose phone is always out of battery have urged him to just fucking well charge it.
Flat earth theorist Mad Mike Hughes blasted off on his mission to prove the Earth is flat today, eventually landing safely in Westeros. It is unclear if he achieved his mission of getting a high enough vantage of Earth to prove it's flatness, but he is said to have no desires on the Iron Throne at this time.
Emergency services have successfully rescued a woman trapped in a YouTube rabbit hole for more than 15 hours.
A 2 metre sea sock?! A fish with a see-through skull?! A fang tooth?! A salt lake at the bottom of the sea?! An eel suffering from toxic shock?!
I mean, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?
An embarrassed dolphin has asked his friends "why did no-one tell me I had seaweed on my fin?" after he appeared on an episode of Blue Planet II.
Gavin Watson, a job-seeking graduate, is said to be devastated at having to delete some "legendary" tweets at the advice of his university careers service. Watson remarked, "I'm heartbroken. Some of those tweets were absolute banter".
NASA is to officially adopt 'sleeps' as a measurement of time in a bid to make astronomy more accessible to cutesy 30-somethings.
