Laddy lad can't bring himself to tell friends he doesn’t like Nandos

Proper lad Martin ‘Jonesy’ Jones has been living a lie for the last seven years, going for a weekly “cheeky Nandos” with the lads and hating every mouthful.

The 24-year-old from Stafford is a self-proclaimed 'absolute lad' and enjoys all the other laddy things, not least strawpedoing a fruit cider while wearing a cropped skinny jeans with loafers and no socks. But Jones hits a lad wall when it comes to enjoying the laddiest of all the meals, a Nandos.

Martin Jones explains, “It’s more than not liking it, it actually makes me sick to my stomach. But I can’t say anything, I mean how can I go on being a lad and not liking Nandos?!”

Jones ruefully concluded, “No-one’s spoken to Tommo in 3 years since he said he didn’t like Soccer AM. I can’t let that happen to me”.