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"Charge your f**king phone", friends tell man whose phone is always dead

"Charge your f**king phone", friends tell man whose phone is always dead

Friends of a man whose phone is always out of battery have urged him to just fucking well charge it.

We tried to contact the man for comment, but were unable to get hold of him; instead receiving a text 3 hours later reading "Sorry mate, phone was dead". 

Couple enjoy a successful first date listing TV shows

Couple enjoy a successful first date listing TV shows

Flat Earth believer lands rocket in Westeros

Flat Earth believer lands rocket in Westeros