If only you'd told us about the blue passports, say humbled Remainers

Passports weren't the only thing changing colour as Remainers were left red faced following the announcement that post-Brexit British passports will be reverting back to blue, proving Brexit was the right decision after all.

Susan Walker, formerly a passionate Remainer couldn't hide her embarassment, "Why didn't they tell us?! I feel so silly now. I mean fancy voting to stay in Europe when I would have been missing out on a blue passport!"

Walker continued, "I mean sure the economy is going down the drain, we're already seeing a labour shortage and it's costing at least £40 billion for the privilege of leaving...but a new passport colour will make it all worth it. Thank you Nigel Farage and thank you Boris Johnson for making this possible".