Just print more money, says Chris Grayling

Following his suggestion to 'grow more food' in response to a potential Brexit-induced food crisis, Transport Secretary Chris Grayling has presented yet another foolproof solution, this time completely fixing the UK economy.

Grayling explained, "If there's not enough money - let's just print more. Problem solved, ta-dah! I mean I come up with this type of gold every day - without even hardly thinking most the time. If only Theresa would answer my calls I would have solved the country's problems by now."