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Poker night is ruined say George Clooney and Matt Damon.

Poker night is ruined say George Clooney and Matt Damon.

George Clooney and Matt Damon say poker night just hasn't been the same since the Harvey Weinstein and Ben Affleck scandals.

Clooney explained, "Every Friday the four of us would play cards, have a few beers, while remaining entirely oblivious to each other's attitudes and opinions towards women. My PR team have made it very clear I condemn their behaviour, they've also said that Matt and I can't invite them to poker anymore."

Clooney continued, "It was just me and Matt last week - we played snap."

"The good news is we have escaped with our careers intact", added Matt Damon, "the bad news is we might have to invite Ashton Kutcher this week".

"Hillary and Chardonnay were never supposed to meet." - Bill Clinton

"Hillary and Chardonnay were never supposed to meet." - Bill Clinton

Just print more money, says Chris Grayling

Just print more money, says Chris Grayling