"I'm not mansplaining, I'm just obnoxious" insists man

54 year old John Reid from Swindon insists he is equally obnoxious and patronising to both male and female colleagues.

Reid explained, "I'm not a mansplainer - I'll happily talk down to both men and women.  For example a man joined the company last week who has just left the army - but I was in the TA for two years, so I told him what the military is really like. Equally, I've seen every episode of One Born Every Minute, so I'll happily give the ladies childbirth advice when they need it. I'm also an excellent driver."

We managed to speak to Reid's female and male colleagues and they all agreed that he wasn't sexist, just a bellend.