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GP ends Ryanair boycott to book skiing flights

GP ends Ryanair boycott to book skiing flights

A doctor from Guildford has lasted 3 weeks before back-tracking on his vow to "never fly Ryanair again" after booking some low-cost flights from Stansted to Milan Bergamo.

Dr. Harris had Ryanair flights to Carcasonne cancelled without notice earlier this year, prompting him to declare, "I don't care how much it costs, I'm never flying with those bastards again". But just three-weeks later the promise of some bargain flights was too much for the 54 year old GP to resist.

"I am a man of principles", said Dr. Harris, "And one of those principles is to go skiing at the right price".

Dr. Harris confirmed he was looking forward to complaining about the price of an on-board ham and cheese croissant prior to buying one.

NASA to adopt 'sleeps' as official measure of time

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Couple finalise plans to avoid trick-or-treaters

Couple finalise plans to avoid trick-or-treaters