Man can't stop telling people about his 5-year fixed mortgage

A smug homeowner can't stop telling people he's on a 5 year fixed mortgage following the Bank of England's interest rate rise.

Despite not being asked, 42 year old Stephen Linklater told us, "The rate rise doesn't affect me - I signed up to a 5 year fixed 3 months ago. Happy days!".

A colleague of Linklater's commented, "It's all he's talked about it since the rate rise was announced. Good for fucking him...I'm on a variable tracker."